Intro:
Dragon Age and Mass Effect are probably my favorite games in recent times, DAO is one of the best games ever made and Mass Effect 2 is THE best game ever made, but notice the thing? both games are old...DA2 and DAI were a drop in quality but still good games, while ME3 and Mass Effect Andromeda were huge drop from ME2 especially Andromeda. Has Bioware regained their touch? maybe touching dicks and vaginas...Bioware went full retard mode, they are deep into the woke crap. Just looking at trailers of DAV it looks ugly, nauseating and crappy. Now don't judge a book by blah blah right? I started the game, few minutes in, the character creator is full of woke stuff BUT to be fair I am still able to make a sexy blond manly man, so you can make gay fat acne filled characters if you want but you can still make sexy man/woman. Anyway, my character a mage grey warden looks good, the purple font/UI of the game is trash though.
Playtime: 2 hours Score: 5/10
The game intro was meh, we see Solas trying to tear down the veil, despite being very strong and very smart man, he was basically punked by Varric and Rook...they ruined his magic thing he was doing and actually imprisoned HIM in the veil and unleashed the evil Elven Gods...like why? it didn't make sense, the energy sent him to the veil or whatever, it felt like pure bullshit to the set the story on the path they wanted, they didn't want Solas to succeed and wanted the Elven Gods out and him away for now, Deus Ex Machina already. Then we get our first couple of companions, Harding who played a decent role in Inquisition and the annoying Mage...what was her name? Nev? she is a woman, she is of color, she doesn't look very sexy, yeah modern audience character, the way Harding and Nev sat on the sofa while discussing the events of the story...it felt like a bunch of Gen Z friends talking to each other...far cry from the war table meetings between the Inquisitor and his assistants like Leliana and Cullen, mature characters, professionals, likeable. Rook is well he is OK the voice actor the male American one is good especially at sounding like a sarcastic bitch. It's also lame how we went from a Grey Warden, from the Hero Hawk and the chosen one Inquisitor to...Rook. The gameplay is somewhat similar to DA2, action-y, playing a mage is fun not a lot of abilities to use at early levels. Still it somehow feels slow and clunky and not as "satisfying" as DA2. The menus are laggy for some reason too.
Playtime: 3 hours Score: 3/10
This game is fucking trash.....it's not even just the woke-ness, the actual game is FUCKING SHIT. Like the gameplay is slow and not fun, no satisfaction in attacks like mage spells. The game is a corridor go from point a to point b while doing some basic boring 'take this magic bulb from here put it there'. The environment is boring, the visuals are not as good as Inquisition which came out 2014 and didn't even look good for its time. The characters holy shit it doesn't even feel like Dragon Age characters or lore, they are all annoying and feel like Gen Z kids, they turned the elfs into niggers and asians HAHAHA. This is so funny. This game is a fucking trash.
Playtime: 3-4 hours Score: 1/10
"Bioware is back baby" , "Bioware back to form" , "Best Bioware game since ever" that's what the critics said in their reviews the game has 84 on aggregate and bunch of 10/10s. Apparently it's all coordinated. I have never seen THIS level of scheming and lying for a game or movie since this woke culture started. The reviews are all fake and just wanted this VERY woke game to succeed to counteract the failure of some woke games like Concord. The game is TRASH. I bored just thinking about it. Even putting woke aside, it's not a fun game. It took all the amazing lore and epicness of the dragon age games and made it somehow feel boring as heck. The characters are so annoying, the story uninteresting, the graphics suck, the gameplay is shit the menus are crap. The game is trash. All previous DA games and Mass Effect games are better.
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